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THE UGLY DUCK

THE UGLY DUCK

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Last week Dallas sportswriter Tim Cowlishaw, in a full-fledged fit of cantankerousness, whipped out a column dedicated to a few things [he] could do without. One of the things he finds so unnecessary in the ever-tasteful world of professional athletics is the relocation of the Vancouver Grizzlies to our own Bluff City. Is anyone who has ever been to these two cities really in favor of this move? he writes, adding, Ducks in a hotel lobby, that s the attraction? Poor Tim. He has no idea that we only show those ducks to assholes, while all the really cool people sneak away to party with booty-girls at, um, an undisclosed location.

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