Late-night cheeseburgers at the Orchid Club, of course. And that, as they say, is that. As always, I really couldn t care less what you do this week, because I don t even know you, and, once again, unless you can assure me that A C Wharton will be elected Shelby County mayor, I m sure I don t want to meet you. Besides, it s time for me to blow this dump and go get my chocolate-syrup-resistant jacket ready. --T.S.