is at the Glass Onion tonight. Hopes Like the Hindenburg and Plot To Blow Up the Eiffel Tower
are at The Caravan. And that, as they say, is that. As always, I really don t care what you do this week, because I don t even know you, and unless you can make sure just a tiny amount of ice spills on the floor in just the right place when those Pacers come calling on the Grizzlies Saturday night, then I m sure I don t want to meet you. Besides, it s time for me to blow this dump and go see if Martha Stewart is married to the woman with the most cigarettes yet.