If you haven t checked out Wednesday nights at Butler Street Bazaar down on Tennessee Street, it s open from 4:30-9:30 and features a farmers market, live music, and arts and crafts. And there s a New Memphis Hepcats CD-Release Party at Elvis Presley s Memphis tonight. Other than that, you re on your own. As usual, I don t really care what you do this week, because I don t even know you, and unless you can explain to me why, if they can make chairs with pneumatic seating features, someone can t make a vodka with no calories or carbohydrates, I am certain I don t want to meet you. Besides, it s time for me to blow this dump. I m sure their chair issue has been resolved by this point, but I have to go find out if the school board members have learned their lesson about picking their seats in public. -- T.S.