For those of you with short-term memory problems, today -- wait, I can t recall what I was writing - Short Attention Span Film Festival at Memphis' Brooks Museum of Art features lots of two-minte or shorter films. And now I must be gone before a house falls on me. As always, I really don t care what you do this week, because I don t even know you, and unless you can get the Reverend Wayne Webb to come preach at J. Wag s during the Assault on the Fault, I m sure I don't want to meet you. Besides, it s time for me to blow this dump and go see if I can talk Joe Cooper into developing Shelby Forest into a facility that recycles human fecal material into yard signs bearing his name to help ease the county s debt. -- T.S.