Tonight s < b >Brooks Museum of Art First Wednesdays< /b > at the Memphis Brooks Museum of Art features a gallery tour, a Brushmark Restaurant dinner, a champagne tasting, a presentation of video works by Memphis College of Art professor Kim Beck, and music by the Don O Barr trio. And last but certainly not least, the ever-wonderful, ever-beautiful, ever-sweet, and ever-talented Ms. < b >Di Anne Price< /b > is playing tonight in the lobby of the Madison Hotel. Go there and have drinks at the hotel s Grill 83 and you ll be set. Or don t. As always, I don t care what you do tonight or any other night, because I don t even know you, and unless you can assure me that no slammer worms (think about that one!) are going to infest my computer, then I feel quite sure that I don t want to meet you. Besides, it s time for me to blow this dump and go see if we ve invaded Luxembourg yet. --T.S.