Memphis Grizzlies against the Denver Thugs . . . I mean, Nuggets. Di Anne Price at the Madison Hotel. Urban Audio Collage with The Soulshower DJs at Melange. Techno Night at the Full Moon Club. And now I have to get out of here before a house falls on me. As always, I really don t care what you do this week because I don t even know you, and unless you can get me my own, limited edition Jenna Bush commemorative flask, then I ll have no part in meeting you. Besides, it s time for me to blow this dump and go write a letter to the president asking him if he is going to send his daughters into the service so they can engage in ground battle in his war with all of the other kids going over. Think about that one for a moment. -- T.S.