Tonight s Memphis Brooks Museum of Art First Wednesdays night features evening gallery hours, a special dinner at The Brushmark, and a special Spirit of South Africa Celebration with South African Dancers, a demonstration by the Thembalethu beaders, a South African Wine Tasting, and live music by the lovely Kelley Hurt and African Essence. And speaking of lovely, Di Anne Price & Her Boyfriends are playing tonight at Isaac Hayes Food Music Passion. And there you have it. As always, I really don t care what you do this week, because I don t even know you, and unless you can assure me that there really is not serious debate in America about which of those heinous, eardrum-cracking warblers should or should not be voted off American Idol, I feel certain that I don t want to meet you. Besides, it s time for me to blow this dump and go see how much my first-year initialed Shane Battier bobblehead has gone up in value. --T.S.