About "A Mulroy-Roland Throwdown? Has It Come to This?" and near-fisticuffs between the two Shelby County commissioners last week:
"It's like Hee-Haw sans the corn field."
About "College Football's Future: A Super-Sized Playoff":
"College athletics is a nonprofit enterprise? Make them pay taxes and sic the IRS on all of 'em." — Packrat
About "Adam Guerrero's Garden" and the controversial vegetable garden in his front yard:
"HORROR! This? This is what Mr. Guerrero got fined for? I'll be honest and say that when I first read this story I really thought, okay, maybe I'm missing something and his yard really does just look out of control. But after seeing these pictures, the whole fine is even MORE ludicrous than I believed." — snw
About "Letter from the Editor" and the future of University of Memphis football:
"The University of Memphis has as much of a chance as ever being a big football powerhouse and getting into a BCS conference as I do of winning the Power Ball."
Comment of the Week:
About "Seeds of Discontent" and the uproar over that vegetable garden:
"I suppose it's just a matter of time before someone files a complaint regarding my house that I built entirely out of empty Pabst bottles." — phlo