About "Ode to Justin Canale: A Gentle Giant of Sport Is Dead":
"While building an office wall, I told the contractor to make it so strong that if Justin Canale came up the steps and Whit Canale came down the hall, and both of them hit the corner of the wall at the same time, I want that wall still standing."
— Andrew Palazola
About "Memphis Animal Services Lowers Euthanasia Rate":
"Who in the world would be proud of a 67 percent kill rate / 33 percent save rate? No-Kill is a series of programs that have been the only proven method of saving upwards of 90 percent or more of the animals entering shelters. Memphis Animal Services is making a mild attempt at adoptions, but they could do so much better."
About "Reel Time Crime" and surveillance cameras downtown:
"The police do a good job in Memphis. I appreciate them very much. Protect Beale Street at all costs. People have got to understand they can't come into our city and act like hooligans." — Midtown Mark
Comment of the Week:
About "Gay Pride Weekend":
"Sorry that I'll miss the chance to promote the practice of unnatural sexual relationship promotion. I don't think scientists would agree that the penis was designed for a man's rear for the continuity of the human race." — CHG