About "Memphis' Problem? It Really Is the Heat" and its effect on our various attractions:
"Some people pay good money at a spa to experience the type of heat we get for free. Memphis: It's a spa sans the nudity." — barf
About "Suburbs Take Steps to Join School-Merger Suit":
"Some choice the board's lawyer presents: Either let the state's AG represent their interests and read about the case in the paper or hire their own lawyer. Duh! Why do you suppose he lowers his voice to an almost inaudible level when he reminds the board he has 'suggested' they hire his law firm?" — M_Awesomeberg
About "Planned Parenthood of Greater Memphis Receives $395k in Title X Funding":
"Oh man, now this will bring all those seniors out onto the sidewalk to protest again, and I will have to avoid running over them as I drive home. I thought it was just the hot/cold weather that stopped them." — warbirdali
About "Judge Mays: Commissioners' Petition Against Suburban Referenda 'Proper' and 'Timely'":
"Just how much cooler do you think it would be here without all of the hot air being spewed over the consolidation/MSD issue?" — mad merc
Comment of the Week:
About "Tennessee Lt. Gov.
Ron Ramsey Trashes Memphis Planned Parenthood":
"The inbred Boots Ramsey from Appalachia has his Yackety Sax all in a wad since he's been feeding on a little too much Rapture Cereal and gone glassy-eyed. He wanted to be governor so bad that he strapped on his cowboy boots but lost. He and his State of Franklin cronies think rubes own Tennessee, but there's a lot of us 'elite' types in this state who are educated enough to see through his Pentecostal smoke screen."